Wastewater jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid #2

Looking for a laugh? We scoured the internet and found these gems:

  • The optimist sees the reactor half full. The pessimist sees the reactor half empty. The MBBR supplier sees the reactor needs more carriers.
  • If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
  • How do you describe a funny sewage joker? pun gent.
  • What do you call a sewer expert? A connoissewer.
  • Where do bacteria go to resolve disputes? The settling chamber.
  • Where do bacteria go when they are confused? The clarifier.
  • There was a fierce argument in the MBBR, but in the end the bacteria settled.
  • Why don’t bacteria gamble in Las Vegas? Because they believe a good flush always beats a full house.
  • Why did the bacteria fail the math test? He thought multiplication was the same as division.
  • H20 is water, but what is H204? It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.

Also, checkout John Gonzales and Kevin Harrison, from the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District, singing their own version of a popular sea shanty (a recent TikTok trend). A word of caution, you will have this clever song stuck in your head all day! (click on arrow to play).

Ellen Pepin-Cato of Seattle Public Utilities joined in the fun…

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